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[baronofbeauty]

Nebulae Institute

[In the hallowed halls of Nebulae Institute, the school offers only the FINEST of villainous education. A true villain is dashing in their evil, a gentle soul with an iron fist, fabulous in victory, cunning in defeat, and goddamn sexy. Yes, we mustn't forget that last part. The poor fools at Crux just don't seem to understand but being bad is being too hot to handle. And thus, for all new students, a recommended, no! REQUIRED course is Fabulousness 101, taught by the one, the only, the inestimable Dark Adonis, Vyers!]

BMG: Beautiful Rondo

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Appearing before the class in a cloud of smoke and rose petals appears the Dark Adonis, Vyers! Gorgeous hair flowing in the breeze, open shirt giving tantalizing hints of his beautiful manly pectorals, he arrives prepared to teach!]

STUDENTS! It is I, the Dark Adonis, Vyers! Prepare to be dazzled! Prepare to be amazed! Prepare to LEARN!

Edit, part 2



Since one of you thinks she's rather clever and doesn't know how to respect her teachers, your first assignment is a fifteen page paper due Monday on chapters 1 through 3. Hopefully this will teach you all to assume responsibility for yourself and your classmates.

Comments

[switch_over]

[Eas wasn't quite sure how she had ended up in this class but she was already certain she'd be transferring out of it by the end of the week. This was just ridiculous.

Eas is sitting smack down at the front of the class and she doesn't exactly look impressed. What do Vyers?]

...Can we focus on that last part?

[baronofbeauty]

B... but of course! First, the pose!

[He strikes a dashing look and literally emits rosepetals and a shining light]

A good pose is important to a proper villain! It shows the hero you mean business, and lets everyone else know how awesome you are!

[switch_over]

I understand that.

...But are the rose petals really necessary?

They don't exactly scream evil.

[baronofbeauty]

Mademoiselle, roses are truly instruments of evil. The beauty is enticing to the eye, but the thorns pierce the flesh of the unwary.

[switch_over]

...That sounds more like their just weapons to be used against the idiotic.

[baronofbeauty]

You just described a great many heroes, mademoiselle.

[switch_over]

[Her mouth as she goes to say something.

...Then closes as she realizes she's got nothing.]

I suppose you have a point.

[giglio_unica]

[In direct contrast, Yuni seems quite different from Eas and even gives a small clap when Vyers is done with his introduction.]

Mister Vyers, may I ask a question?

[baronofbeauty]

Of course! Please, ask whatever questions you wish!

[giglio_unica]

Thank you.

[She is probably way too polite to be in this school.]

Are the rose petals necessary for a great entrance? My family's name means "black lily", so I'm worried about the themes not matching...

[baronofbeauty]

Rose petals are but one of the many lovely flowers appropriate for a stunning entrance. In your case, black lilies would absolutely be acceptable.

[giglio_unica]

I see. Thank you, sir!

Will that be part of today's lesson?

[baronofbeauty]

Of course! Being able to make a dashing entrance is an absolute must!

[remanens]

[ Sitting on top of her desk, kicking her feet a bit as they dangled off the edge, Lumina tilted her head a bit. Hey, this guy seemed kind of fun! She's on board, for now. ]

Dark Adonis Vyers is a little long, don't you think?

[baronofbeauty]

Ah but Mademoiselle, a proper lengthy title gives one a respectability and gravity. No true villain should be without one!

[remanens]

Yeah, but nobody's gonna remember it if it's that long. They'll just call you something like What's-his-face, or the Dark Adontis.

[ She sways a little bit where she sits. ]

Calling yourself something like that makes you sound like you're trying too hard. Like you're some kind of flunky boss or something.

[baronofbeauty]

F-f-f-FLUNKY BOSS!? EXCUSE ME MADEMOISELLE, SUCH LANGUAGE IS NOT TOLERATED IN MY CLASSROOM!

[remanens]

[ The beginnings of a grin quirks her lips. Okay, teach, if you don't like it then do something about it. ]

Mister Flunky, yeah I think that'd work. It's short and snappy, and everybody will remember it. You'll be thanking me later.

[baronofbeauty]

U-unforgivable! This is UNFORGIVABLE!

VERY WELL! Your first assignment shall be a paper, fifteen pages due by next Monday on the principles of Villainous Fabulousness! It will cover chapters one through three of our coursework! And because students learn, succeed, and fail together, I am assigning this to the WHOLE class! You can thank this young lady for your misfortune.

[zetsuketsu]

Heheh....

[There's a chuckle from all the way in the back of the classroom where Lock is sitting. Or rather slouching sideways with his feet kicked up on a conveniently empty desk beside him, leaning on one hand as he watches the gaudy entrance with a smirk.

This might be a little entertaining after all.]

So just what is it we're gonna be learning today, teach?

[baronofbeauty]

The art of beauty of course! It's extremely important for aspiring n'er do wells.

[zetsuketsu]

Ah, I see.

[He knew that to begin with, of course, but he's just striking up a conversation. His toothy grin grows a little wider and he shrugs.]

Are we gonna stop messing around with cheesy entrances and get to the real lesson soon, then?

[baronofbeauty]

If you cannot make a proper entrance you can't handle anything else, boy.

[zetsuketsu]

Ah, is that right? Then I guess I'd better give it a shot.

[baronofbeauty]

Indeed you should. Let's see it.