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Nebulae Institute
[In the hallowed halls of Nebulae Institute, the school offers only the FINEST of villainous education. A true villain is dashing in their evil, a gentle soul with an iron fist, fabulous in victory, cunning in defeat, and goddamn sexy. Yes, we mustn't forget that last part. The poor fools at Crux just don't seem to understand but being bad is being too hot to handle. And thus, for all new students, a recommended, no! REQUIRED course is Fabulousness 101, taught by the one, the only, the inestimable Dark Adonis, Vyers!]
BMG: Beautiful Rondo
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
[Appearing before the class in a cloud of smoke and rose petals appears the Dark Adonis, Vyers! Gorgeous hair flowing in the breeze, open shirt giving tantalizing hints of his beautiful manly pectorals, he arrives prepared to teach!]
STUDENTS! It is I, the Dark Adonis, Vyers! Prepare to be dazzled! Prepare to be amazed! Prepare to LEARN!
Edit, part 2

Since one of you thinks she's rather clever and doesn't know how to respect her teachers, your first assignment is a fifteen page paper due Monday on chapters 1 through 3. Hopefully this will teach you all to assume responsibility for yourself and your classmates.
[In the hallowed halls of Nebulae Institute, the school offers only the FINEST of villainous education. A true villain is dashing in their evil, a gentle soul with an iron fist, fabulous in victory, cunning in defeat, and goddamn sexy. Yes, we mustn't forget that last part. The poor fools at Crux just don't seem to understand but being bad is being too hot to handle. And thus, for all new students, a recommended, no! REQUIRED course is Fabulousness 101, taught by the one, the only, the inestimable Dark Adonis, Vyers!]
BMG: Beautiful Rondo
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
[Appearing before the class in a cloud of smoke and rose petals appears the Dark Adonis, Vyers! Gorgeous hair flowing in the breeze, open shirt giving tantalizing hints of his beautiful manly pectorals, he arrives prepared to teach!]
STUDENTS! It is I, the Dark Adonis, Vyers! Prepare to be dazzled! Prepare to be amazed! Prepare to LEARN!
Edit, part 2
Since one of you thinks she's rather clever and doesn't know how to respect her teachers, your first assignment is a fifteen page paper due Monday on chapters 1 through 3. Hopefully this will teach you all to assume responsibility for yourself and your classmates.
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Date: 2015-11-15 07:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-11-17 02:21 am (UTC)[Even when that best is sitting through the mess of Edit #2.]
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Ah, fifteen pages... So, ideally, five pages for each chapter? Or around that, anyway.
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Date: 2015-11-19 05:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-11-20 07:16 pm (UTC)[But that's a lot of work... Although, if she tries to be optimistic, she'd be doing as much as an adult anyway. And if she's going to have to do this...]
Do you think there'd be any extra credit I could do?
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Date: 2015-11-24 05:28 am (UTC)You shall have all the extra credit you desire, mademoiselle. Though it may be passe of me, I have a fondness for delinquents. Don't alert the school board, please.
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Date: 2015-11-24 10:57 pm (UTC)[So if he wasn't, she would? Her smile makes it hard to tell if that's actually a threat or not.]
I'll look forward to our next class!
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Date: 2015-11-25 06:35 am (UTC)