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[baronofbeauty]

Nebulae Institute

[In the hallowed halls of Nebulae Institute, the school offers only the FINEST of villainous education. A true villain is dashing in their evil, a gentle soul with an iron fist, fabulous in victory, cunning in defeat, and goddamn sexy. Yes, we mustn't forget that last part. The poor fools at Crux just don't seem to understand but being bad is being too hot to handle. And thus, for all new students, a recommended, no! REQUIRED course is Fabulousness 101, taught by the one, the only, the inestimable Dark Adonis, Vyers!]

BMG: Beautiful Rondo

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Appearing before the class in a cloud of smoke and rose petals appears the Dark Adonis, Vyers! Gorgeous hair flowing in the breeze, open shirt giving tantalizing hints of his beautiful manly pectorals, he arrives prepared to teach!]

STUDENTS! It is I, the Dark Adonis, Vyers! Prepare to be dazzled! Prepare to be amazed! Prepare to LEARN!

Edit, part 2



Since one of you thinks she's rather clever and doesn't know how to respect her teachers, your first assignment is a fifteen page paper due Monday on chapters 1 through 3. Hopefully this will teach you all to assume responsibility for yourself and your classmates.

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[remanens]

[ Sitting on top of her desk, kicking her feet a bit as they dangled off the edge, Lumina tilted her head a bit. Hey, this guy seemed kind of fun! She's on board, for now. ]

Dark Adonis Vyers is a little long, don't you think?

[baronofbeauty]

Ah but Mademoiselle, a proper lengthy title gives one a respectability and gravity. No true villain should be without one!

[remanens]

Yeah, but nobody's gonna remember it if it's that long. They'll just call you something like What's-his-face, or the Dark Adontis.

[ She sways a little bit where she sits. ]

Calling yourself something like that makes you sound like you're trying too hard. Like you're some kind of flunky boss or something.

[baronofbeauty]

F-f-f-FLUNKY BOSS!? EXCUSE ME MADEMOISELLE, SUCH LANGUAGE IS NOT TOLERATED IN MY CLASSROOM!

[remanens]

[ The beginnings of a grin quirks her lips. Okay, teach, if you don't like it then do something about it. ]

Mister Flunky, yeah I think that'd work. It's short and snappy, and everybody will remember it. You'll be thanking me later.

[baronofbeauty]

U-unforgivable! This is UNFORGIVABLE!

VERY WELL! Your first assignment shall be a paper, fifteen pages due by next Monday on the principles of Villainous Fabulousness! It will cover chapters one through three of our coursework! And because students learn, succeed, and fail together, I am assigning this to the WHOLE class! You can thank this young lady for your misfortune.

[remanens]

Except aren't teachers supposed to stick to the syllabus? Sorry, teach, but I don't see anything about a paper anywhere on here. You know, we could all take this to the headmaster if we really wanted. You're breaking the rules~

[baronofbeauty]

Mademoiselle you underestimate me! Please refer to page 2 under "additional assignments".

[remanens]

[ Lumina pulls out her syllabus from her bag. ]

[baronofbeauty]

[And right there in fine print: the professor reserves the right to alter the workload or assign additional work as desired based on the needs displayed by the class]

[remanens]

[ Wow Mr. Flunky you were a sore loser, weren't you? And he was trying to pin it on her? Super rude. ]

But I was just doing what I learned here in school. You know, the whole know thy enemy thing. Teachers are the enemy, right? That's why they give us poor students mountains of homework. I can't help it if I'm anti-establishment.

[baronofbeauty]

While your honor student behavior is impressive, I too must earn my position as the enemy. I look forward to your paper.

[remanens]

[ Wow this place was weird. ]

Then I guess you better do your job too, huh Mr. Flunky? Can't write a good paper if you're not gonna teach us anything.

[baronofbeauty]

The teaching will resume when the interruptions cease.

[remanens]

[ Well she's being quiet at least. Still kicking her feet a bit, but maybe she's paying attention now? ]

[baronofbeauty]

[And so the class continues until...]

You! Annoying pink haired thing! Demonstrate your dramatic entrance pose!

[remanens]

[ Did she really have to? Fiiiiine. Pushing herself off the desk, she strikes a pose, punctuating it with a flick of her ponytail. ]

There. Happy now?

[baronofbeauty]

What a sorry performance! Again! With FEELING!

[remanens]

[ Wow such a hassle OKAY FINE.

Putting a gloved hand on her forehead, she tips her chin down slightly, a dark grin crossing her lips. ]

With feeling, he says. I guess I have no choice, huh?

[ Brushing her bangs away with her hand, she uses it to point toward Professor Vyers. Were those shadowy flower petals? Heck yeah they were. She wouldn't laugh maniacally like he did, but at least she was dramatic? ]

[baronofbeauty]

[His tone is extremely begrudging]

Acceptable.

[remanens]

I guess I'll take it.