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makenaiyoNebulae Institute
[In the hallowed halls of Nebulae Institute, the school offers only the FINEST of villainous education. A true villain is dashing in their evil, a gentle soul with an iron fist, fabulous in victory, cunning in defeat, and goddamn sexy. Yes, we mustn't forget that last part. The poor fools at Crux just don't seem to understand but being bad is being too hot to handle. And thus, for all new students, a recommended, no! REQUIRED course is Fabulousness 101, taught by the one, the only, the inestimable Dark Adonis, Vyers!]
BMG: Beautiful Rondo
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
[Appearing before the class in a cloud of smoke and rose petals appears the Dark Adonis, Vyers! Gorgeous hair flowing in the breeze, open shirt giving tantalizing hints of his beautiful manly pectorals, he arrives prepared to teach!]
STUDENTS! It is I, the Dark Adonis, Vyers! Prepare to be dazzled! Prepare to be amazed! Prepare to LEARN!
Edit, part 2
Since one of you thinks she's rather clever and doesn't know how to respect her teachers, your first assignment is a fifteen page paper due Monday on chapters 1 through 3. Hopefully this will teach you all to assume responsibility for yourself and your classmates.
[In the hallowed halls of Nebulae Institute, the school offers only the FINEST of villainous education. A true villain is dashing in their evil, a gentle soul with an iron fist, fabulous in victory, cunning in defeat, and goddamn sexy. Yes, we mustn't forget that last part. The poor fools at Crux just don't seem to understand but being bad is being too hot to handle. And thus, for all new students, a recommended, no! REQUIRED course is Fabulousness 101, taught by the one, the only, the inestimable Dark Adonis, Vyers!]
BMG: Beautiful Rondo
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
[Appearing before the class in a cloud of smoke and rose petals appears the Dark Adonis, Vyers! Gorgeous hair flowing in the breeze, open shirt giving tantalizing hints of his beautiful manly pectorals, he arrives prepared to teach!]
STUDENTS! It is I, the Dark Adonis, Vyers! Prepare to be dazzled! Prepare to be amazed! Prepare to LEARN!
Edit, part 2
Since one of you thinks she's rather clever and doesn't know how to respect her teachers, your first assignment is a fifteen page paper due Monday on chapters 1 through 3. Hopefully this will teach you all to assume responsibility for yourself and your classmates.
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Date: 2015-11-15 12:15 am (UTC)[He strikes a dashing look and literally emits rosepetals and a shining light]
A good pose is important to a proper villain! It shows the hero you mean business, and lets everyone else know how awesome you are!
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Date: 2015-11-15 01:19 am (UTC)...But are the rose petals really necessary?
They don't exactly scream evil.
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Date: 2015-11-15 02:10 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2015-11-28 03:35 am (UTC)...Then closes as she realizes she's got nothing.]
I suppose you have a point.
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Date: 2015-11-30 06:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-12-01 01:01 am (UTC)[This is ridiculous, but she has to do it.
So she gets up and moves to the front of class.
Then she strikes a pose.]
I am Eas, Denizen of Labyrinth and faithful servant to Lord Moebius!
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Date: 2015-12-05 06:50 am (UTC)